At the recent U2 concert in brisbane bono initiated a little bit of crowd participation. What seemed to start off as an innocent hand clap turned into one of bonos wack political agendas.
bono: everybody clap your haaannnnds…
[crowd claps eagerly]
bono: everytime you clap your hands, a child in africa dies of hunger
crowd member: well stop fucking clapping then!
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she likes to be in control, she likes to be on top.
she tells me everything anyway, like that thing.
that thing, that thing, but i can’t say ’cause she’ll just be like ‘aw! don’t remind me’.
i love this song. hey babe…BABE, yer phones ringin.
hey, theres that guy i know from antony’s, leb cunt.
well he’s not actually leb, he’s turkish but that’s what we call him…leb cunt.
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This post is dedicated to nicholas keys because he also gets annoyed at how mediocre and reactionary people can be.
I found this note taped to a woolworths trolley in a laneway in double pay.
if I was that ‘lazy prick’, I’m not sure I’d waste my energy going back to the trolley I’d dumped. But hey, that’s just me.
The person who left the note was obviously so horrified at the civil disobedience, that he just couldn’t help but help. To that person I say this. ‘you are a fucken hero, you’re the guy at tiananmen square’.
