this is my friend claude, he has just woken up!

time for a cup of tea.

when it’s time to go for a walk we say;

‘C-laude! it’s your time to shine little man’

and claude comes running.

after the run claude is tre tired.

…so we have a nap

then it’s time to go get a coffee.

we can never agree on where to go out at night,

claude always wants to dress all slutty

and go to cargo bar to pick up bitches…

…by the time we’re done arguing he’s all tuckered

out again.

goodnightclaude!