smug media slut
December 5, 2006, 12:24 pm
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…is the best way to describe kevin rudd.

Apparently he has a slot on Sunrise with Kochi (or whatever the fuck his name is) and that vapid wench that says “zackly” whenever koshi ejaculates his unwanted opinions all over her charming pencil skirt.

the prawn salad by bill granger.

the text and internet slang used by our teens.

the [offensive] joke segment. It’s all on there.

In fact the only useless piece of shit i didn’t see on seven fucking sunrise, was kevin rudd.


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Your opinion of Rudd as “useless” is fair enough (it’s an opinion after all), except you seem to have swiftly forgotten the pre-Rudd offering. Now THAT was useless. At least Rudd will help win some seats off the Libs, if not the government itself (which he won’t, and if that’s what you mean by useless, then fair enough again!).

Comment by CRANKY

i mean uselessly flouncing about on channel seven vehemently trying to sell yourself to indifferent office workers ironing there shirts in front of the box, SEVEN SUNRISE no less, at 6:30am.
As for pre rudd offerings, shockingly useless but pathetically lovable.

Comment by mim sim

OH GOD! Pathetically loveable indeed. Your have allowed your disdain for the current offering to cloud your better judgement. WAKE UP. Beazley was the most pathetic loser in the history of modern Australian politics since… John Howard…

Comment by CRANKY

Although to be fair I would suggest that my own judgement has been tweaked by my own disdain for said “past offering”. Alan Ramsay said it best in his column today: “Now we come to Kevin Michael Rudd, who bids to be Australia’s Tony Blair, if not Labor’s very own John Howard”.

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