Filed under: claude
this is my friend claude, he has just woken up!
time for a cup of tea.
when it’s time to go for a walk we say;
‘C-laude! it’s your time to shine little man’
and claude comes running.
after the run claude is tre tired.
…so we have a nap
then it’s time to go get a coffee.
we can never agree on where to go out at night,
claude always wants to dress all slutty
and go to cargo bar to pick up bitches…
…by the time we’re done arguing he’s all tuckered
out again.
goodnightclaude!
Filed under: death
sit next to me and snuggle up close
whisper in my ear, whisper in my ear
the obvious size of her breasts and
how you would like them in your mouth.
drink more beer, drink more beer and
take me through every curve of the
child’s naked body
please please please share with me
your inner most thoughts as she
takes a piss
whisper in my ear, whisper in my ear
I can’t stand it when you’re silent
laugh at the heartbreak and sigh
when you are bored, snuggle up close
sit next to me and snuggle up close.
Filed under: Uncategorized
…is the best way to describe kevin rudd.
Apparently he has a slot on Sunrise with Kochi (or whatever the fuck his name is) and that vapid wench that says “zackly” whenever koshi ejaculates his unwanted opinions all over her charming pencil skirt.
the prawn salad by bill granger.
the text and internet slang used by our teens.
the [offensive] joke segment. It’s all on there.
In fact the only useless piece of shit i didn’t see on seven fucking sunrise, was kevin rudd.
